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itsnotflirting:

man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom

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i mean look at this shit. 

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it’s bunk beds and a little desk. 

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a motherfucking aquarium!

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shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling

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look how modern this shit is

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it’s like three rooms in one

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you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.

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I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too


Lady on the bus next to me:  Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy:  I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady:  And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy:  It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady:  Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy:  No! I am Obi-Wan!

luxyreid:

YAAAAS

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

roantnerd:

terezidactyl:

shubbabang:

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I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

i lost